Doogie Horner is a writer, comedian, and illustrator. He’s the author of the YA novel This Might Hurt a Bit, the whimsically illustrated Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren’t Aware Of, the new holiday classic A Die Hard Christmas, and other books. His comedy album A Delicate Man was an AV Club staff pick. He won over a hostile NYC audience on America’s Got Talent and is a frequent guest on Doug Loves Movies.

“Dry and a little deadpan, with just enough salt and weirdness sprinkled in.”
the AV Club

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